You know you're married when....

• You no longer find it necessary to close the door when you use the bathroom. (gross, we know, but we also no longer care)
• You feel naked without your wedding ring.
• You're thinking about getting a dog.......or a baby.
•  Sweatpants and a t-shirt are now your favorite outfit.
• You'd rather stay home than go out and spend money.
• You find yourself doing weird and/or embarrassing things in front of each other without thinking twice.
• Instead of just picking up that sock he just threw on the floor after you cleaned......you make a silly argument out of it.
• While you're brushing your teeth in the bathroom, your husband comes in to go pee. Then he changes his mind, and proceeds to turn around, and sit down......while you're still. brushing. your teeth.
• You can laugh at the steamy scenes in movies because you both know that's not how it is in real life.
• You always have someone to kiss.
• Being alone kind of freaks you out.
• You literally can have a conversation with your eyes. Words are obsolete. 
• Your friends think you're dead. Or at least, act like it sometimes. CALL ME I'M STILL ALIVE
• Those 55 cutesie sexy nighties you bought before the wedding? Collecting dust. 
• And so are your bras. Let them run free, wives.
• Your husband actually asks if he can paint your toes. 
• You are in the store. You find some cute shirts you feel like you cannot live without. But knowing he probably wouldn't appreciate you spending the money.....you put everything back.
• You don't always cuddle at bed time. Usually you're so tired you just go straight to your side of the bed and zonk out. 
• You are never bored, because you're always with your best friend. 
• Even when you're fuming mad, you're happy because you're with him.